Martin the Masochist inexplicably gets a high paid job in the covert marketing department of the tobbacco industry.

Only DillHoles Drink Relentless (Pt. 3)

The adventures of Martin the Masochist

Idiot Exam

Part two in my 'Only idiots drink Relentless' series

see part one here.
Alternate ending it's like a woodwork exam or something lame.

Watt the fuck..Like lightbulbs and stuff

There you go josh enjoy.

Symmetry

Also I guess it would be kind of difficult to pronounce?

Oscar Wilde

Where does somewhere procure opium in this day and age? also I realised I found an old comic!!1 Well moderately old anyway.

Sexy sexy vampires

Another vampire related comic, sorry for jumping on the bandwagon.

Cultural Vampires

Sorry not very topical this arguments been growing stale since what seems like forever. Still hope you enjoy.

Lizards

Hey my scanner is being a douche bag so here's something else. Digitally enhanced hi-definition comic book action... yeah.

Mothers Day

I know what you're thinking, who is this loser and why has he made his mother look so sensual the weirdo. Don't worry it's actually based on the mother of a close friend, that allowed, right?

Indie

Damn that's a technical comic, with stitching and everything to make it look more indie/emo/goth/alternative/punk/mod, don't you just hate ebay??

Meditation

I did just unlock the meditation game which is hilarious for so many reasons. Still went for the high score though Yeah!!! Meditation whooo Yeah!!11!!1!1

(sorry for technical difficulties photobucket seem to find this comic particularly offensive don't know why, maybe they love Wii Fit? or electricity?)

Jane Austen

Another childish literary criticism. I should really lay off the female writers. Also this is my last old comic to post, whoot. Apart from comics I misplaced before I could scan etc. So they may actually surface sometime an you'll all be like ????

Nice jeans

Promotion

Sorry these comics are not in any chronological order so the old ones are all muddled. If you see any decline or improvement it's purely coincidental. Once I have all my old ones up then you can start to get all obssesive and anal about chronology/quality don't worry.

Fashion

Loosely based on actuals events, yay. (Disclaimer: Any sassiness on display in this comic is highly exaggerated/completely fictitious)

Punny

A light hearted, good old fashioned play on words the whole family can enjoy.

Angela Carter

Childish criticism of a play I only went and saw. Pretty cultural 'n' stuff no? It was the magic toy shop for anyone genuinely interested.

Cancer

Sorry, obviously cancer is no laughing matter.

Pasta King

Facebook 2 (rise of the warrior)

Facebook

RELENTLESS!!!! ARGHHH

Another jab at the infuriating strand of metal head semi-goths thats seem to haunt this town.

Avatard

I know I shouldn't post a new comic before I've finished posting the old ones but I got bored. I'll do the rest later don't mess yourselves. Also Avatar sucks.

Quantum

Goth

Hey there everybody (assuming you are)

Hey I thought I'd create a blog to post my comics on seen as my myspace was becoming a little crowded and overpopulated, this is really only of interest to my two fans!! still hopefully you'll appreciate this. I'll put up all my old comics and try and make new ones more regularly. Also I'll try not to bore you with the mind numbingly dull minutia of my life, as is customary with self-absorbed internet comic artists (well maybe artist is a bit of an over statement) but I'm not making any promises.